Welsh Psycho:
 
Extracts from The Teenage Diary Of Colin B. Morton by
Britain’s Most Influential Zen Buddhist

A regular column from the writer who brought us the acclaimed Great Pop Things cartoons, featuring Colin's musing on whatever happens to take his fancy or provoke his ire. Knowing Colin, we'll see more of his ire than his fancy.

Mr Morton is currently seeking paid work, I'll pass along your offers.

  • Part 10: Let’s hunt and kill that guy out of Coldplay
    Because eX-Girl never knew Jonty From Boarding School and would have flicked bogies at him if they had. The logic is perfection.
  • Part 9: Tonight We're Gonna Party Like It's 1966
    Can a moment of glory really span 36 years?
  • Part 8: Also Sprach Bokonon: No Damn Cat, No Damn Cradle
    Why kangaroos disprove the bible without even trying.
  • Part 7: Never Smile at a Paedophile
    Nor, indeed, at Phil Collins. A look at Brass Eye.
  • Part 6: School Weirdo Theory: Towards A Better Rock School
    Chewing on some sour grapes, Colin spits out the pips at rock school pupils.
  • Part 5: Hello 21st Century, Goodbye Melody Maker
    Colin considers whether he should have extended his efforts to destroy the Melody Maker Folk Rock Contest.
  • Part 4: The Sidemen Cometh
    What makes musicians think they deserve better treatment than the employees of Welsh Water?
  • Part 3: For Free: Anarchy and Music
    A persuasive argument that Metallica are actually a model village.
  • Part 2: Jesus Christ, Boy Adventurer
    Breaking with convention after only one episode, Colin chooses not to ruminate about anything musical, but about messiahs and wizards instead.
  • Part 1: Zappapology: It's nature and deeds
    We all know the Zappapologists in our lives, Colin reasonably suggests we boot them onto the streets of South Wales.

As an introduction to the world of Colin B. Morton, you can view a few of his and Chuck Death's Great Pop Things cartoons:

  • GPT 1: Jim Morrison reads Goldilocks and The Three Bears
  • GPT 2: Brain Emo: What projects is he up to now?:
  • Plus: all of the Beefheart-related GPT cartoons.

Great Pop Things cartoons are reproduced at the Radar Station with kind permission.

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If you want more of this kind of stuff, order the Great Pop Things book.

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